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Notes welcome to tumblr where people can casually discuss their sexual attraction to characters from comics and animated characters and food is considered porn.(Source: bootycallfish, via bishiesexual)
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Worked for me.
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Notes"thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I just threw ."no one (via fobbyapple)
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Notes Drop any # in my ask1: Full name 2: Zodiac sign 3: 3 Fears 4: 3 things I love 5: 4 turns on 6: 4 turns off 7: My best friend 8: Sexual orientation 9: My best first date 10: How tall am I 11: What do I miss 12: What time were I born 13: Favourite color 14: Do I have a crush 15: Favourite quote 16: Favourite place 17: Favourite food 18: Do I use sarcasm 19: What am I listening to right now 20: First thing I notice in new person 21: Shoe size 22: Eye color 23: Hair color 24: Favourite style of clothing 25: Ever done a prank call? 26: What colour of underwear I'm wearing now? 27: Meaning behind my URL 28: Favourite movie 29: Favourite song 30: Favourite band 31: How I feel right now 32: Someone I love 33: My current relationship status 34: My relationship with my parents 35: Favourite holiday 36: Tattoos and piercing i have 37: Tattoos and piercing i want 38: The reason I joined Tumblr 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? 41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? 42: When did I last hold hands? 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? 44: Have I shaved your legs in the past three days? 45: Where am I right now? 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? 49: Am I excited for anything? 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? 51: How often do I wear a fake smile? 52: When was the last time I hugged someone? 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? 55: What is something I disliked about today? 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? 57: What do I think about most? 58: What’s my strangest talent? 59: Do I have any strange phobias? 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? 61: What was the last lie I told? 62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? 63: Do I believe in ghosts? 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NotesBEST FUCKING POST EVER
In the end, everyone grows up. Except for one,
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